After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips toTarget.
Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target:
Dear Mrs. Harris,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
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Last Updated ( Thursday, 14 July 2011 )
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WHO IS JACK SCHITT?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt'!
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
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India holds a certain sense of mystery for the world outside its
borders. Read on to find how curious foreigners are about India and its
ways. This was taken from a tourism blog where people
could post queries if they were planning on making a trip to India.
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PLEASE READ!
Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.
Somehow I feel better even though I have it!!
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Last Updated ( Tuesday, 05 April 2011 )
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1. To remove a bandage without pain saturate the bandage with vodka.
2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.
3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.
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Last Updated ( Tuesday, 05 April 2011 )
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