On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made
love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a
cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that
she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day,she was
surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer
was going through a process of corporate down sizing, and he had
been let go.
It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another job.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totalling nearly$1 million.
Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million.
She explained that she had 'charged' him for sex, and these were the results of her savings and investments.
The husband was so astounded he could barely speak.
Finally he found his voice and blurted out,
'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have had sex only with you.'
That's when she shot him.
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Last Updated ( Tuesday, 05 April 2011 )
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