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Show some confidence - don't wear a suit to the interview.
A good-quality shirt if you're a PC, a turtleneck if you're a mac, a
T-shirt if you're linux, or a leather jacket if you're *bsd.
Slacks if you're a PC, black jeans if you're a mac or *bsd, blue jeans if you're linux.
Dress shoes if you're a PC, loafers if you're a mac, runners if you're linux, boots or sandals if you're *bsd.
No hat if you're a PC, a kepi if you're a mac, a ballcap if
you're linux (a red one if you're Fedora/RHEL), and a shaved head if
you're *bsd.
A briefcase if you're a PC, a leather portfolio if you're a
mac, a softsider if you're linux, and a pull-behind carrying a 4u
server if you're *bsd.
A crackberry if you're a PC, an iPhone if you're a mac, any flip-phone if you're linux, Chuck Norris if you're *bsd.
Your resume in Word if you're a PC, as a video clip if you're a
mac, in openoffice if you're linux, and 7-bit clean ASCII if you're
*bsd.
Hide your Zune if you're a PC, subtly show off your iPod if
you're a mac, wow them with streamripper if you're linux, and run a
script to make the sound of the drive heads seeking play "Take this job
and shove it!" if you're *bsd.
A business card if you're a PC, a mini-dvd if you're a mac, a
bootable distro dvd with customized splash screen, borwser, etc., if
you're linux, your phone number and email address on the back of a beer
coaster if you're *bsd.
Coca-cola if you're a PC, bottled water if you're a mac, real beer (not that 5% piss) if you're linux, shots if you're *bsd.
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